BLEKKOUT

Lisa og Ida

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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The struggle is real.

praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

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bradney:

this is the only status my grandma has posted

bradney:

this is the only status my grandma has posted

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therobotmonster:

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

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mojosodope178:

“trust fall”
“DAMN IT JOE”

mojosodope178:

“trust fall”

“DAMN IT JOE”

(Source: petapeta, via fuckyeahloldemort)

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

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ebabe69:

nirezoriona:

pizzaforpresident:

weedpapi:

gingerbreadcutie:

no one is a worse texter than a straight white boy

so do u finger yourself

if you were here right now what would we be doing

lol and then wat :)

how far would u go?:)

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deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

(Source: al-grave, via chrispymoir)

sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 

(Source: barapuppy, via fuckyeahloldemort)

dicksp8jr:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

breakingdads:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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